names and pronouns

hello, my name is

socks!

raccoon!

charlie!

there is no surname, and charlie isn't short for anything but you can pretend it's short for charlotte if you want

my faviyrite pronouns are she/her and it/its! my preference at any given moment varies, so use whichever comes to you, but try not to use she/her as an excuse to avoid ever saying it/its.

i am a girl, and i am also a maid in a sort of metaphysical sense that resembles gender.

name-like words

things i am

i'm a soft cuddly plushsuit bunny! being good at pillow is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve. i want to be gentle and warm and safe for my friendfriends <3
mi soweli suli pi len puwa li ken jo e jan pona lon insa . mi len; mi poki :3


i'm a big floaty balloon critter! i like being silly and bouncy and tubby and round :) i think it'd be neat to float in the clouds on a nice sunny day, or to bob up and down with deep reverberant joyful wubbly sounds and feel the cozy squash and stretch c:


i'm just a little soft animal :) often i wish i could fit in a tree hollow or curl up in a friend's lap . sometimes i am a stout fluffy critter with a stripey tail and sometimes i am a yellow mousey critter with a zigzaggy tail!

pi~ka !


i'm a maid! sometimes i feel like the dress should be a permanent and semantically inseperable part of my body, just so there's absolutely no confusion. and sometimes i can hardly keep myself from happy-crying when i get to do a little act of service for someone i love.


on occasion i imagine i'd be a very sweet cow c: a little one maybe, like a mini jersey. i think it feels nice to go moo ! and to get patted on my broad silly snoumt. and to. you know .

did you know that jersey cows are known for producing milk that's remarkably high in butterfat? i just thought that was a fun fact

i think i'd be a good piggy, too :) with a pretty snuffly snout and a cute little curly tail and folded over ouppy ears and silly trotter paws and pudgy soft warm huggable piggy girl shape :D

it'd be a privilege to be a kind of creature that's just such a little darling sweetie i think.


sometimes i'd like to be a blueberry! i think it'd be fun to feel so Full and wubbly and sweet , and i quite like being seen as very very very big! the idea of a body whose function prioritizes something so silly as filling itself to the brim with juice in perpetuity over independent movement or the ability to fit in most spaces is strangely endearing to me. you are just a subject to your form's adorably single-minded state of being :)

further notes

if you can help it, don't call me a woman (girl is ok), avoid honorifics, and don't capitalize any of my names. but if you've got to abide by a style guide or some silly rules of formality then it's not a big deal :) if you really gotta, then ma'am is the term of address to use, and miss is the honorific prefix to use.


don't call me dude or bro or whatever unless you are currently holding a surfboard or are some variety of dave strider . one time the lifeguard at the top of a waterslide held his fist up and said "bunp it brah" just as i began to make my thrilling descent down the slide and it was cool when he said it and you can be sure that i did indeed bunp it.


don't be fatphobic but you can call me fat or whatever in a joyful and loving sort of way. it makes me feel proud. it's an aspirational thing to be! especially when you're a stuffed animal.

i do like playful reappropriation of some remarks that are often used in a fatphobic way. it's one of the reasons being called a piggy hits so hard! just be careful and speak with love.